Monday, May 09, 2005

On Corey Clarke: Is this the face of a Pussy?

I just gotta say a word about Corey Clarke and (what's been described as) his bitch-ass powerplay at Paula Abdul's expense. Men don't do that, some say . . . men don't kiss and tell, yada yada. Fuck that. Women do it, and have done it for centuries, making names for themselves at the expense of famous reputations. I'm glad to see someone finally turn the tables. And after all, Paula knew she was creeping and putting her lucrative position on American Idol in jeopardy. Still she couldn't resist a pretty face. Can't say that I blame her. However, when you play you gotta pay. Paula just got the bill today. I ain’t madd at Corey for doing this. Hell, this is a once and a lifetime opportunity for him. He may not get another one.I say GO Corey, with ya sexy ass! Paula wasn’t stupid for fuckin him … she was stupid because she STOPPED fucking him. I never would've made that mistake.Not because I'd eat an ice-cream sundae off various parts of his anatomy ... but when you promise to 'take care' of someone, you should do just that. There's no honor in a hit and run type of deal. Plus ... he's too damn fine for that. Even if I got tired of hitting it, I'd still keep him close by ... just in case. He better be talented after publicly pulling that bitch move, even though I still can’t hate him for going for his. Must be that face.Now you've gotta go out and get some masculinity points. Go get into a bar fight and kick the living shit outta somebody. And make sure the bar is extremely straight ... like Hooter's. I'm sure there would be at least one drunken white-boy you could over-power. Don't bullshit around about it either, just come right out and kick him in the nuts. Yeah, I know, cheap shot ... but since you're famous for the bitch move anyway, just embrace it. And as for Paula? Fuck her ... she shouldn't have waited two years to call. taylorSiluwé When Romeo Wakes, in LAW of DESIRE, Alyson Publications A Taste for Cherries, in TOUGH GUYS, Black Books cheesyporn . . . & other fairytales ~~ Winter '05 http://www.OurRing.com

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